WARNING!

Haikus are not safe for everyone. Beware of reading this book in one dose. It may cause sudden drowsiness, insomnia or both. It may also lead to intellectual hiccups; wild euphoria; transference of emotions; political dyspepsia; symptoms of Tourette’s Syndrome; and/or a rude spiritual awakening. Nonetheless, as with anti-biotics, you must take it all to deter a reoccurrence of these symptoms.